magic_helmet

I'm thinking of getting Mr. Magic Helmet an Ipod Touch for xmas, but finding consumer reports has been challenging.

So, I turn to you, my dear f-list, to tell me what you know about them.

Are they worth the money? If so, why? If not, why?

The mister doesn't want a cell phone, so the phone is definitely not in the running.

He has an ipod nano now and uses it daily, so I thought the next best thing would be the Ipod Touch.

So, I KNOW you lot have opinions... so lets have 'em.

http://www.wattpad.com/user/madiha?page=0

This person is madly uploading other peoples work to her account. She is crediting the author, but I bet she doesn't have permission...

So far, aspeninthesunlight, and aeryun is there, greengecko, teddylonglong, among 20 pages of others....

Have a look - your work might be there.

Title: The Symbolism of Symbolism
Author: magic_helmet
Rating: PG for a mention of sex
Word count: 2877
Warning(s): None
Prompt: Severus with Wings wrapped around Harry
Summary: When beauty is in the eye of the beholder, when a picture doesn't quite equal a thousand words, what do you do?
A/N: Betaed by the amazing sansa1970 Thanks also to hpstrangelove and starcrossdkayla for their encouragement and sharp eyes.


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Usually I don't bother posting non-fandom stuff here, but I couldn't resist this.



Christmas Gift Toy & MySpace Layouts at pYzam.com

I have been glum this past week due to my personal life completely unravelling. (No, it's likely not as bad as it seems, and when it's behind me, I'll likely look back and call myself a wimp for allowing it to consume me as much as it has) But anyway, this was written for me by someone who prefers to remain anonymous. (Thank you, my dearest anonymouse!)

It's dark, it's non-con, it's delicious, and I know of at least one other person who will be loving this (yes, I'm stink-eyeing you hpstrangelove).

Enjoy and if the urge strikes, please comment, as I'm sure my mystery writer will be reading the replies. (PS - if anyone has a suggestion for a name, I'm all ears)


Unnamed Snarry
Rating: NC-17
Warning for Chan, non-con
Summary: Just a darkish little one-shot of Snape bending Harry to his will. (Did I mention this was chan?)
Word Count: 2,032
Posted with permission!

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1. Take a picture of yourself right now.
2. Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair - just take a picture.
3. Post that picture with NO editing.
4. Post these instructions with the picture.

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Super Secret Meme:

1. There are 30 questions.
2. Next to each number, write only the name of the person who fits.
3. Answer one question with one name.
4. Don't tell the questions to anyone who isn't doing the meme.

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You might want to check these photo's out while you can.

http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/2008/09/full-frontal-friday_12.html

You're welcome.

Title: The Veil
Author: magic_helmet
(Fandom)Pairing: Harry Potter - Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,647
Summary: Unfortunately for Harry, he had his mother's eyes.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling. No monetary profit has or will be made on this story.
Highlight for Warnings: * Non-Con, Dirty-Talk, Mild violence *
Beta: Endless thanks go to joanwilder. Thanks for your encouragement and excellent proofreading skills. Thanks as well to starcrossdkayla and roedhunt for allowing me to bounce ideas off them.
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And fresh from stripping off onstage in the London production of Equus last year, Radcliffe said he is ready to bare all for the final Harry Potter film.

The actor wants to appear naked in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - if the script demands it.

The release of the sixth Harry Potter film Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince has been delayed until next summer.

Meanwhile, filming of the Deathly Hallows is due to begin in the Spring, after Daniel finishes his Broadway run in Equus.

At its climax the ghost of Hogwarts Headmaster Professor Dumbledore appears to Harry as he hovers between life and death after a killing spell by Lord Voldemort.

And in the dream sequence his mentor explains to the boy wizard how he can defeat the powers of evil.

Radcliffe said he re-read JK Rowling's book in preparation for the start of filming and made the surprising discovery that Harry is naked during the scene.

He said: 'At first, I thought I had pants on. Apparently not.'

And the actor confessed he was willing to play the part nude.

With bravado, he said: 'Bah, I've sort of done that. It's all old hat now, really.'

Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1046409/Broadway-girls-potty-Harry-star-Daniel-Radcliffe.html

*rocks back and forth while rubbing rabbit foot desperately*

I just wanted to say thanks to synn, ariadneelda, realpestilence, gin_gonic, rosiegirl22001, gaycrow, svartalfur, eeyore9990, djin7, aliciamasters, vain, ptyx, corvus_coronis and murklins for your lovely birthday wishes!

You guys keep the fandom glowing brightly!

I'm really touched by your birthday wishes.

Rai

Does anyone know any Lucius/Harry communities on LJ? I know they are pretty few and far between, but if anyone has any that they would like to suggest, please don't hesitate.

Now for the cuteness....

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I have been saving my little pennies for a new computer desk for a while now, and the one I wanted came on sale, so today after work, I hopped in my little tinker-toy of a car, and with debit card bravely in hand, bought my new desk. Rather than be patient, and wait for the free delivery, the poor Staples boy helped me push and squeeze my new desk into my car. Believe me, if you saw my car, and you saw the size of the package we managed to get into it, you would think it was an impossible fit, but get it in, we did, much to the stares and laughter of many a passer-by.

I got home, and have been putting this baby together since approximately 3:00 this afternoon (It's currently 9:30 pm, if that gives you any idea of my talents at assembling things that require me to use a screwdriver...)

So, now I have a cracking new lovely desk with drawers, and shelves, and cubby holes galore, and a keyboard tray that is big enough to actually fit my ergo keyboard AND my mouse on at the same time! Oh Bliss!!! BLISS, I tell you!

Or it was, until we had set up my computer, and plugged everything in, and was about to move it back against the wall, when hubby we pushed the shelf instead of the base, and dislodged the shelf - which then came crashing down on my monitor - my monitor that I got for my last birthday 8 months ago - and the very same one that replaced my last monitor, which I shattered by attempting to kill a fly that had landed on my panel....

Good news, the monitor is fine... the bad news is the base is broken. Splintered would be an adequate description of it, actually. Shattered into teeny tiny pieces. I now have my monitor balanced precariously between 4 DVD's and leaning against the back of my new shiney table.

I will not say my favorite four letter work.

*Sigh* does anybody know if it is possible to have a base replaced? If not, I'm afraid I'm stuck with this broken, precariously balanced monitor for a very, very long time.

Why do I have such bad luck with monitors??? WHY???

*headdesk*

I don't usually participate in meme's but since I've been tagged more than once, I thought what the H....


A. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
B. Tag seven people to do the same.
C. Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag "whoever wants to do it."


1. I'm ambidextrous. I can do everything with both hands and quite often do - it depends how my desk is set up whether I will write with my left or my right hand.

2. I learned how to ride a horse before I could walk and had my first horse at age 4. I've competed both in the English ring (hunter/jumper) and the Western ring (rodeo's - barrel racing, pole bending and the flag race to be exact)

4. One of the best jobs I ever had was as a street vendor - selling jewelery. It's amazing what you learn from just sitting on a street and watching shit go down.

5. I once worked as a nanny for a once A-list movie star (sadly he isn't A-list anymore)

6. I have a Jeep that leaks. I once discovered mushrooms growing under the drivers seat.

7. I've lived in four countries so far.

There, that's pretty much the best I can do on such short notice...

I'm going to tag: empathic_siren, sansa, starcrossdkayla, roedhunt, alisanne, stageria and zazil_z guys, no pressure, do the meme only if you want to...

in anycase... run, don't walk to this little beauty here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XTFusYMOm4&eurl=http://www.dlisted.com/node?page=1

quoted from D-listed...

Daniel Radcliffe accepted some theater award for his work in Equus on Sunday night when the show's host, James Corden, ambushed him with a kiss. Daniel doesn't even try to deny it and he just goes with it. I don't blame the host. Harry Potter is that sexy. Even middle-aged straight men can't help wanting to put their lips all over him. I'm sure Daniel has to walk down the street with a bag over his head, because dogs, cats, women and men all try to get a piece of that.

The kiss is at around the 30 second mark"

Ok, that is one cool little dude to not get rattled by that in front of a live audience. Instead he just goes with the flow.

Gacked from just about everybody in the fandom!

Answers have been posted within....

You should all know the drill by now...

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each one.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. No Googling/using IMDb search functions.
5. Fill in the film once it's been guessed.

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I'm beyond speechless at this gift! Truly I am! Toy, thank you from the bottom of my heart!! You are too good to me, you really are!!!

Thank you, my friend.

Thank you!

This snarry video is nothing short of amazing.... the colors, the jerkiness of it - it's like a long forgotten memory - which is amazing because c'mon, there is only so much snarry footage out there. What she has done with this is, in my opinion, breath taking!

It's done to the song "My Sweet Prince" by Placebo - who stole my heart when they did a remake of "Running Up That Hill"

http://tgin.insanejournal.com/2736.html?view=2736#t2736

Seriously folks, go and view this. You can dl it or watch it on youtube. Just remember to leave her some love!

No it's no secret that I'm deathly afraid of Spiders. Especially the "Giant House Spider" and the "Wolf Spiders" that we get here in the Northwest.
Google them if you're brave enough (click on images) Ya, those little bastards can RUN!
Anyway, hubby is in bed sleeping and I'm sitting in my room reading porn fandom stuff and out of the corner of my eye I see something black and hairy run past my foot.
I'm thinking to myself "don't look down... do NOT look down"

I look down.

Sitting hext to my foot is the largest fucking house spider I've ever seen IN MY LIFE!

I scream.

Loudly.

I scream again and call for hubby to come. Apparently I screamed "OMG, THERE IS A GIANT HOUSE ELF IN HERE!!! KILL IT, KILL IT!"

Hubby, who is pretty good natured comes to my rescue, laughing pretty hard for someone who has just been woken up by screams.

I'm never going to live this down, am i?

Happiest of birthdays to the uber talented Empathic Siren!!!



Girrrl, I hope you get spoiled rotten!


Here's a little something I wrote for you....




“For me?” Harry asked, looking over the glow of the candles that topped a sickeningly sweet cake decorated in Gryffindor coloured icing.

“Potter, I am a busy man, blow out the blasted candles and be done with it! I’ve other things to do this evening.”

Harry ignored the snide comment and blew as hard as he could.

He picked up the knife and cut himself a piece and froze as he realized underneath the red and gold icing lay a green cake. A Slytherin green cake!

Severus gathered Harry in his arms.

“Slytherin inside of Gryffindor… what a novel idea.”